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在18岁的时候 My father left me this house.
我爸留给我一套房子还有一屁股债 And the mortgage when I was 1 8.
除了他那幅美国鸟类的初版画作以外 Along with his first edition of audubon birds of america
还有一个垂死的母亲 A dying mother
一个12岁的妹妹和一个7岁的弟弟 A 12-year-old sister and a 7-year-old brother.
还遗传给我严重的肠胃问题 And fairly serious bowel issues.
我并未尽到抚养弟妹的义务 i didn't do a great job raising my little brother and sister
多数人会认为 至少其中一个没照顾好 Most people would agree at least one of them was unstable
也许还有精神病 说到另一个 Possibly insane unless you asked the other one
她也不怎么靠得住 Who can't be considered reliable.
晚餐准备好了 Dinner's ready
怎么了 Any luck?
然而 回头观望生活就像...一坨屎 However you look at it life is an awful lot of--shit
美国鸟类 Birds of America
现在几点 What time is it?
不好意思 请再讲一遍 i'm sorry. what?
什么 Did--?
艾达·琼卡摄影工作室 ida csonka photography.
小妹 是我 Hey sis it's me.
最近怎么样 Hey how's it going?
听着 杰...他 我不想你担心 Listen jay-- well l don't want you to worry
他受伤进了医院 Well he was beat up and hospitalized.
然后他有点...他没事 被车碾了 但无大恙 Then he was slightly he's fine run over but he's totally fine.
保持联系 i'll keep you posted.
祝你工作顺利 开车时别吃东西 Good luck with the job and don't eat while you're driving.
别让人搭顺风车 明白吗 And no more hitchhikers right?
你没事吧 Hey. you okay?
真舒服 That's good.
你的课怎么办 亲爱的 What about your classes honey?
你不能就这样一走了之 You can't just take off.
你能帮我打给学校或保罗吗 Can you call the school or paul?
只是有点不合时机 it's just not great timing.
7年来 我有跷过一堂课吗 Have l ever missed a class in seven years?
没有 为什么每次都要你来处理 No why do you always have to deal huh?
难道就不能让艾达去处理一次 Why can't lda deal with something for once?
艾达现正在千里之外 在去做一次有偿拍摄的路上 ida is nowhere near here. she's on her way to a shoot a paid one.
有偿拍摄 转性了嘛 A paid shoot that would be a slight change.
那你要去多久 So are you gonna be long?
了解具体情况后 我会打给你的 i'll call you when l know what's happening.
好的 小心开车 Okay drive carefully.
再见 Well bye.
非常感谢 Thanks a lot.
不用 该谢你 No thank you !
你不下车吗 Don't you want to get settled?
我不住这儿 i don't live here.
你搬家了? You moved?
大概一个月前搬的 About a month ago.
然后呢 Then what--?
你又吸毒了? 我们可以再去戒毒所 Are you doing drugs again?we can do another rehab
莫瑞 我跟你说过 i told you morrie l no longer try to heighten
我不会再重蹈覆辙 我已重新做人 Or dull my senses artificially. l'm really a new person.
那你这个新人到底住在哪呢 And where exactly does this new person live?
这就是我的卧室 This is where l sleep.
我拾了些树叶当床垫 i gathered leaves for the mattress.
你不会相信 那有多么舒适 You wouldn't believe how comfortable it is.
那你吃什么 What are you eating?
吃的还没发芽呢 The future is in the ground.
我播了一些种子 i've planted seeds.
我想远离城市 在这儿我不会有负担 i wanna live clean. l'm not a burden out here.
负担 Burden?
听到鸟叫声了吗 席地而坐 Hear the birds? l sit
观看蛇... i see snakes.
这还有海狸 There's a beaver.
你能相信吗 莫瑞 有海狸 Can you believe that morrie? a beaver
我很好 莫瑞 i'm good morrie.
干吗 你怕又要向我伸手要钱 What? were you afraid to call again for cash?
不是 我想少要点 No. l want to try having less.
没了所有的东西 我的生活怎么样 See what my life would be like without all the--
那些喧嚣 Stuff the noise.
你的东西跑哪去了 Where is your stuff?
我把一切都扔了 i gave everything away.
一切 Everything?
一点没剩 Every last thing.
没把爸爸的美国鸟类初版画作扔了吧 Not dad's first edition of audubon birds of america?
还有你收集的卡片 Not your card collection?
何不出去透透气 跟我们一起住段时间 What if you took a break and stayed with us for a bit?
诚挚邀请你 Please?
很丰盛的午餐噢 需要我帮忙吗 Oh ! nice lunch break. do you need a hand?
不用 谢谢 我能行 No thank you ! l'm okay.
小孩今天还好吗 How's the little one today?
在睡觉呢 谢天谢地 真是个难熬的夜晚 Sleeping thank goodness. lt was a rough night.
去睡会吧 我帮你看着他 Take a nap. l'll watch him.
等我先把这些搞定 Oh once l finish with this disaster.
保罗说 今天莫瑞没去上班 U m hey paul said morrie wasn't in school.
有什么紧急事要办吗 is there an emergency?
是的 还有什么事会让劳模跷班呢 Yes! well what else would keep mr. dedication out of school right?
一切都还好吧 Everything okay?
还好 就是杰出了点意外 Well yeah no jay had an accident.
不是他的错 it wasn't his fault.
被车撞了一下 Got clipped by a car.
天呐 怎么会 Oh my gosh! no!
他没事 莫瑞将带他回来吃饭 He's gonna be okay. morrie's gonna bring him home for dinner.
就杰一个人回家吗 Oh is only jay coming home?
当然 Of course.
保罗很喜欢你们 只是... Paul loves you guys it's just that--
我明白 我也同意 i know. and l agree.
跟莫瑞的家人还有意外打交道 感觉怎么样 What is it with morrie's family and accidents?
孩子醒了 Oh duty calls.
待会见 i'll see you in a little while.
好的 Yep.
好啊 杰 Hi jay.
天呐 Oh my gosh.
你肯定饿坏了吧 You must be famished.
没有 不是特别饿 No not especially.
真善解人意 Well this is nice.
在吃饭之前 你要先去梳洗一下吗 Did you want to change before we--
不用 No.
不用 那好吧 No. okay.
好的 我将要为你们准备一些... Alright. i am gonna fix you some--
那是肉吗 肉还是酱肉 is that meat meat or is that soy meat?
酱肉 Soy meat?
你是个素食主义者吗 Are you a vegetarian?
纯素主义者 A vegan.
很抱歉 我不知道 Oh i'm sorry i didn't know.
没关系 杰可以吃凯撒沙拉 Oh that's okay. jay can have a caesar salad
还有蒜茸面包 And some garlic bread.
我是...是个纯素主义者 i'm a-- i'm a vegan.
不吃任何动物产品 No animal products.
你们先吃吧 You go ahead.
奶酪或者黄油都不行吗 Not even cheese or butter?
牛奶是给小孩吃的 Milk is for calves-- To suckle.
亲爱的 你先休息下吧 我来找 Honey why don't you sit down and i'll find something.
吃燕麦片怎么样 How--about-- some--oatmeal?
-很好 -正餐不能只吃燕麦片 Great. can't have oatmeal for dinner.
为什么不可以 Why not?
我们会去买些素食 去进货储备着 We'll get some veggie stuff. we'll stock up.
进货储备 Stock up?
好吧 Okay.
这真是温馨 是吧 Well this is nice isn't it?
保罗跟劳拉养的那只狗 Paul and laura got a dog--
经常在我们的花园大小便 That relieves itself on our lawn many times a day.
没关系 That's okay that's okay.
真的没关系 That's okay.
有跟他们讲过吗 Did you say anything?
我不能讲 We can't.
我们不能做任何事 我们倒是想 但真的不行 We can't do anything. we'd like to really not yet.
保罗是大学教学人员之一 Paul is one of the faculty members
是他推荐我做长期教员 Who recommended me for tenure.
他是大学董事会成员 And he's on the board of regents
还有他经常跟教务长打高尔夫 And he golfs with the provost.
我需要他撑着 And i need his support.
不 那不是你需要的 No that's not what you need.
我先去把菜弄好 i'm gonna get those dishes done.
杰 你的房间都准备好了 Your room's all ready for you jay.
在你床上 我放了条干净的毛巾 i left clean towels on the bed.
我想要住在阁楼 i think i'm gonna stay in the attic.
为什么 上面空空如也 Why? there's nothing up there.
儿时的床还在上面吧 The cot still up there?
杰 你倒不如睡地板算了 Oh jay you might as well sleep on the ground.
我真觉得你睡房间里会比较舒服 i really think you'd be more comfortable in your room.
我想住阁楼 i'd like to stay in the attic.
好吧 我马上去打扫一下 Okay. i'll give it a quick sweep.
我真不想找我弟弟回来... You know what i really don't want to find?
就让他睡在摇摆不定的阁楼上 My little brother swinging from a rafter in the attic.
莫瑞 我已经跟你讲过 i already told you morrie.
只因我露宿街头 并不意味我没试过... J ust because i was laying in the road doesn't mean i was trying to--
你有跌倒过吗 Did you fall down?
你有喝醉过吗 Did you pass out?
你有试过去感受吗 Were you trying to--Feel.
上星期 他5岁的女儿 His five-year-old daughter was
遭受性虐待 因此警戒其他父母 Sexually assaulted last week is asking other parents
确保他们的孩子 实行结伴同行制 To make sure their children use the buddy system--
接下来 是我们医学专家艾蜜莉·寇努斯医生的提议 Coming up tips from our medical expert dr. emily copenose.
在你生活中 最美的事是 The most beautiful thing in your life--
艾蜜莉是个好名字 你觉得呢 Emily's a nice name don't you think?
寇努斯怎么样 How about copenose?
你还好吧 You okay?
怎么了 他没事吧 What's going on? he alright?
杰 Jay?
我打给艾达了 i called Ida and she said
她说 她要来跟我们住一段时间 She's gonna come to stay with us for a bit.
有人吗 早上好 Hello? good morning
那样不好吗 isn't that great?
你好吗 小天使 Hi ! how are you? a little angel !
他真是个乖孩子 He a good little boy!
你好 劳拉 Hi laura!
你好 莫瑞 好吗 Hi morrie how's it going?
杰好吗 How's jay?
再好不过了 Better than ever.
欢迎回家 Oh ! hi ! welcome home!
很高兴见到你 it's so nice to see you.
真的吗 Really?
当然 要看看我的小宝贝吗 Well yeah really! hey you wanna meet my little guy?
来 打招呼 你好 杰 Here. say hi. hi jay.
他没事吧 is he okay?
没事 怎么了 Yeah why?
他的头有点怪异 His head is misshapen.
是什么病吗 is that a condition?
好了 Okay.
他出了点意外... He had a little accident.
你到底在干吗 What the hell are you doing?
你在给我故意搞破坏吗 Are you trying to sabotage me?
真理能让你得到解放 The truth can set you free.
不 长期聘用才能让我解放 No tenure can set me free.
我们甚至不能确保 他能真实地看清事物 We're not even sure he can see properly.
七年来 第一次给自己放假 To take a sabbatical or a vacation for the first time in seven years.
待会见 See you later.
我们要迟到了 Ooh. we're gonna be late!
帮我个忙 你知道密码吧 Do me a favor. you know the pin number.
去给自己买些衣服 Go buy yourself some clothes
大豆仁或者鱼油酱吧 Or some soy nuts or mashed fish oil.
据我们所知 变速归结于随着时间来改变速度 Acceleration as we know refers to the change in velocity over time.
变速的单位是米 每秒每平方... S l unit of acceleration is meters per second squared or--
或是一个物体的平均速率由 Since the average speed of an object is determined
区分物体通过... 移动的距离而决定 By dividing the distance the object travels by the--
下课时间到了 We are out of time.
伙计 你还在呢 Hey buddy. you're still here?
是的 在填补助金申请书 Yeah. grant application.
午饭的时候 我跟劳拉讲过 i spoke to laura at lunch.
她告诉我杰出了点事 你个可怜的家伙 She told me jay is not doing too well. you poor guy.
是的 多谢关心 Yeah. thanks.
你打算怎么办 像是有点脑受损 How you do it. some kind of brain injury?
我不知道 Well l don't know about that
但貌似有点不正常 But something seems to be--awry.
我觉得今天他对劳拉很无礼 i think he was very insulting to laura today.
没关系 No!
贝蒂和我俩 感觉糟透了 betty and i both feel terrible
我们不必一起吃晚餐 We don't have to have dinner.
好的 我不会介意 但劳拉她 No! i mean i wouldn't care but laura--
当然 Of course.
也许只要杰... Maybe jay could just--
当然 他不会想来的 Sure he wouldn't want to come.
他不来会更好 i mean he'd be fine not coming.
很好 Great.
你真是 很有气概 说真的 You are really something. heroic. i mean it.
说真的 真的 i mean it i do.
杰总是有点... i mean jay's always been kinda--
当爸爸去世的时候 他还只是个小孩子 Well he was just a little kid when dad died.
是吧 Yeah.
接着妈妈也去世了 And mom. right away.
那是事实 群带基因吧 That's true and these things can be in the genes.
不管如何 你这样做是对的 ''anyhoo'' you must be doing something right.
琐事烦身 你还那么悠然自得 You're looking awful damn good for someone so beleaguered.
待会见 i'll see you later
艾达·琼卡摄影工作室 Ida csonka photography.
你好 是我 Hi therel
莫瑞 什么事 Hey morrie what's up?
我们想你回家的时间能稍微延后一点 Okay if we postponed your visit a bit?
为什么 Why?
我只是觉得你现在回家的 Well i just don't think this is the ideal time
时机还不大成熟 For you to come home.
说话 怎么了 say anythhing What's wrong?
没事 我只是认为你是两人中 Nothing. i just thought that you were one of two people
真正想我回家的人 Who actually wanted me to come home.
当然 我一直都想要你回家 Of course. i always want you to come home.
我知道 i know.
很高兴你能理解 i'm glad you understand.
杰要在这儿呆一段时间 至少得一个月 Jay's gonna be here a while at least a month.
我也想答应你 真的想 i would like to accommodate you l really would
但有个问题 There's just one problem.
什么问题 What's that?
天呐 你还好吧 你看起来糟透了 Oh my god. are you alright? you look terrible.
你也是 So do you.
是吗 i do?
不 你没有 No you don't.
你看起来很累 You look tired.
不 她没有 No she doesn't.
我整晚没睡 Well i haven't slept all night.
还在抽烟 Still eating yourself?
我乐意 i wish.
你看起来很漂亮 You look beautiful.
是吗 i do?
上帝 艾达 好久不见 越变越漂亮了 Gosh lda it's been ages you look great.
是吗 i do?
好吗 艾达 Hey Ida.
你好 贝蒂 Hi betty.
你好吗 How are you?
很好 你好吗 i'm fine how are you?
我很好 你好吗 Oh ! I'm fine how are you?
我很好 你好吗 i'm fine. how are you?
好了 Okay.
回到这儿 感觉好怪 it's so weird being back here.
因为加理吗 Because of gary?
艾达 你的房间都准备好了 ida your room is all ready.
床上放有新的毛巾 There's fresh towels on the bed.
如果可以的话 我要住地下室 i'm gonna stay in the basement if that's okay.
这不大好 it's out of control.
我不介意 i don't mind.
住我以前的房间 太怪异了 it's too bizarre staying in my old room.
你好 南希 Hello? hi nancy.
我们刚坐下吃午饭 什么事 Well we just sat down to dinner but what's up?
为什么觉得怪异 Why is it bizarre?
我不知道 i don't know.
睡在爸妈的房间 难道不觉得奇怪吗 isn't it weird sleeping in mom and dad's room?
真的吗 那有点奇怪 Really? that is strange.
了解清楚了 我再打给你 谢谢 南希 很抱歉 i'll call you back when we're done. thanks nancy. sorry.
是南希·肯尼迪的电话 That was nancy kennedy on the phone.
杰 她说你今天在布鲁克大街上给了她点东西 Jay she says you gave her something today on brock street?
南希·肯尼迪 那个 Nancy kennedy? is she. . .
金发碧眼 又隆胸的女人吗 The blonde with the false chest?
隆胸 implants?
我认为是的 i think so.
我想知道 i wondered about that.
我不记得南希 i don't remember nancy.
金发碧眼 又隆胸的女人 The blonde with the false chest?
不管怎样 她说杰给了她20美元 Anyway. she said jay gave her 20 dollars.
她说你给很多人20美元 She said you gave a lot of people 20 dollars.
25个人 多吗 is 25 a lot of people?
你给25个人 每人20美元 You gave 25 people 20 dollars?
我希望 i hope--
我知道那500美元不是我给你的 i know that's not the 500 dollars l gave you.
亲爱的 你干吗那么做 Honey why did you do that?
今天又一干洗机的账单来了 Another bill for the washer-dryer came today.
好的 Okay.
还有一大堆账单 There's a lot of bills piling up.
好的 Okay.
新的干洗机 有让你感到开心吗 Have your new washer and dryer made you happy?
有 杰 很开心 Yes jay they have.
想知道为什么吗 Would you like to know why?
想知道 i would.
因为现在 Because now
早上去上班之前 i don't have to spend twenty minutes in the morning
我不用再花20分钟去银行 Before i go to work at the bank
把肥皂碎屑从莫瑞和我的衣服上刮下来 Scraping soap particles and residue off morrie's and my clothes.
因为现在我有洗衣机了 Because now i have a washing machine
那玩意不会晕的七昏八呛的在地下室乱跑 That doesn't bump or quake or travel halfway across the basement
当你放进去超过3件以上衣服的时候 When you put more than three items in one load.
我会记住的 这就像鬼上身 i remember that. it was like possessed.
因为我现在有烘干机了 Because now i have a dryer
只是一个烘干机 Which is just that. a dryer.
一个可以除去 A device that removes
衣服上的水的设备 Significant amounts of moisture from clothing
而且可以把它们完全-不是部分的-烘干 And renders them completely - not just partially - dry.
所以 我的新洗碗机和烘干机给我带来了快乐 So yes my new washer and dryer have made me very happy.
好吧 Okay.
我很抱歉 i'm sorry.
失陪了 Excuse me.
莫瑞总是在帮你 是不是 Morrie's always helped you hasn't he Ida?
每隔六个月 你总会打电话来 Every time you've called every six months or so.
我最后总会把人情还给他的 i will pay him back eventually.
你现在去把这个人情还了 You can pay him back now.
明天再说吧 艾达 首要的事情 leave tomorrow Ida. please. first thing.
你有没有跟我说过这事 Did you just say that to me?
我知道 我很抱歉 但我知道你明白 i know and i'm sorry. but i know you understand.
你们这些人在保罗和劳拉面前小心翼翼多少年了 How many years have you guys been tiptoeing around paul and laura?
这是我父母的法国红酒吗 is this my parents' creme de menthe?
我不知道 我和莫瑞开始约会时它就在那儿了 i don't know. it was there when morrie and i started dating.
莫瑞是个好老师 Morrie's a great teacher.
保罗不会惩罚他的因为我是去见杰的 Paul is not gonna punish him just because i came to see jay.
这就是你去见的唯一理由 我是说 艾达 拜托 is that the only reason you came? i mean Ida please.
底下几周请和加理家的人保持距离 拜托了 Just please stay away from gary's for the next couple of weeks.
他真的做的不错 He's really been doing well.
他最后还是收回他的 He's finally back up on--
他的脚 你是说 收回他的脚 His feet. you mean back on his feet?
你刚才这么说了 You were gonna say back on his feet.
2年过去了你甚至都没联系过他 it has been two years you never even called him.
如果你现在和加理乱搞 破坏他的婚约 if you mess with gary now if you mess with gary's engagement
保罗已经对莫瑞极其不满了 他也会对我们这样的 Paul's already furious with morrie. that would just be it for us.
订婚 Engagement?
宝贝儿 你该听说了吧 Oh sweetie. oh surely you heard?
加理和艾伦·托马斯结婚了 Gary is marrying ellen thomas.
多谢你的顺风车 警官 Thank you for the smooth ride officer.
你干嘛呢 What are you doing here?
这是谁 Who is that?
威尔 Will.
威尔什么 Will who?
实际上 我以为他是菲尔 Actually i think it was phil.
应该是菲尔 应该是 it was phil. it was a phil.
性爱 你应该试试看 很有意思 Sex. you should try it it's fun.
你知道他们说什么 莫瑞 You know what they say morrie?
一切都很好 自我调节 Everything in moderation including moderation.
你瘦了一点 你的睡袍 把睡袍脱掉 Loosen your belt a bit. your robe. loosen your robe.
你肯定不想看到这个 You don't wanna see that.
我看过这个了 但这不是我想看到的 i 've seen it but that's not what i meant.
你看过这个 你什么时候看到的 You've seen it. when did you see it?
杰和我习惯从窗户看着你瞧瞧溜回来 Jay and i used to look out the window when you'd sneak out back
看着你从灌木丛后面溜走 你知道么 And you'd go behind the bush and you know?
你得考虑一些你的行为 这不安全 You need to think about your behavior. it isn't safe.
或许明天你就能转成全职 You could get tenure tomorrow
等你闻了七年保罗和劳拉的屁 After seven years of inhaling paul and laura's farts
然后被流星撞一下 And get hit by a meteor.
生命很短暂 life is short.
生命没有那么短 life isn't that short.
北美的平均年龄差不多70岁 The average life span of a male in north america is 7 0.
这个家庭平均年龄大概多少岁 What's the average life span of this family?
我已经给我人生做了安排 i 've chosen to plan for my future.
为了找乐子 你和杰可以在山谷里做些什么生存游戏 As for fun you and jay can keep living it up in ravines
装成艺术家和摄影师之类 And pretending to be artists and photographers.
我是个摄像师 i am a photographer.
你看上挺疲惫的 You look exhausted.
好吧 我只是睡不着 Well i just haven't been sleeping.
不过 我之前挖苦你了 抱歉 Anyway. sorry about what l insinuated.
我敢肯定你和贝蒂性生活很和谐 i 'm sure that you and betty have a wonderful sex life.
没错 We do have it.
我很担心杰 i'm worried about jay.
为什么你被车碾过连一根骨头都没伤着 How do you get run over without breaking a bone?
小心点 Carefully.
我可没必要 但他可能会伤害 i don't want to have to but he could hurt himself or someone else.
好吧 答应他了 Well but commit him?
他又不是神经病 He's not mentally ill.
他是 他是抑郁症 He's he's emotionally ill.
不 不是病 他是难以沟通 No not ill. he's disconnected.
有时候这种病会在家族传播 Sometimes these things run in families.
除非 老爸没有发疯 老爸出了场事故 Except dad was not crazy. dad had an accident
于是就变的这么怪怪的了 杰也是如此 And dad was eccentric and so is jay.
老爸不仅是怪怪的 Dad was more than eccentric.
这是个故事 # it's the story
关于已经远去的荣誉 # of faded glory #
生命是由所有你失去的东西组成的 # life is made up of all that you lose ##
去睡觉吧 Go to sleep.
好吧 父亲 Yes dad.
艾达 Ida?
我发现布莱恩吸引人的地方 i find brains attractive
在于他唯一可看的肌肉 And the only muscle that counts
就是这个 is this one.
我的天 Oh lord !
我刚看完A片 i was watching pornography.
有意思吧 额滴神啊 That was pretty funny huh? lord I
怎么回事啊 What's going on?
我妈在洗澡 My clothes are in the wash.
你有机会了 You were gettin' kind of ripe.
你刚才干嘛躺在路中间 Why were you lying down on the road?
心情低落吗 You depressed?
心情沮丧要自杀吗 like wanting to kill yourself depressed?
不 No.
确定 Sure?
你小的时候 When you're little
你很爱整洁 You're clean.
动作麻利得很 There's electricity in your fingertips.
然后 你...你立即 And then you you steel up
往里面拉了泡屎然后 And pour shit inside and--
买些东西把它装起来 Buy things and god stockpiled us
已经好了 Already.
我可不像一觉醒来变成那样 i just don't want to wake up and turn into that.
莫瑞 Morrie?
我们都得照顾他 We all have to take care of him.
他真是他妈的太脆弱了 He's so fucking fragile.
你想 你要不要谁帮帮你 Hey do you think you need to be on something?
宝贝 如果你长此以往 Honey if you're gonna live totally outside the lines
所有搬进来的人 All the people moving on the inside of them
都会痛扁你 Are gonna flatten you.
你真是个天才 i think you are a genius
你得听好了 But you gotta lighten up.
Oh
周日是我生日 Sunday's my birthday.
你还在吗 Hey you still here?
那玩意要出现了 it would appear so.
现在你们一家团聚了吧 So you got yourself a full house now.
是啊 她来看杰的 Yeah. she came in to see jay.
你个可怜虫 我听说她昨晚一直high到3点 You poor guy. i heard her roll in last night around 3.
抱歉 Sorry.
你 我感觉很糟 You i feel bad for.
她多大了 How old is she now?
她马上32了 She's gonna be wow 32.
菲尔·安德森也就22 23岁 Phil anderson can't be more than 22 23.
我猜你准备取消周日晚的宴会 So i guess you'll want to cancel dinner sunday night.
不 不用了 No no. of course--
艾达不会去的 Ida won't be there.
做你想做的吧 朋友 You do what you want kiddo.
你是我最好的朋友 我只是 我喜欢你 You're my best friend. i just uh i love you.
我也喜欢你 i love you too.
我真不敢想象她和我弟弟有过什么联系 i can't imagine she'd have the gall to contact my brother.
没门 No way.
我知道你不想看到这个发生 但是 i know you'll see that that doesn't happen but--
一切都有可能的 Having to still be the grownup all the time.
你干的 让那个阿拉丁妖怪从神灯跑出来吧 大块头 That you? let that genie out of the bottle big guy.
去他妈的 God damn it to hell !
宝贝没事了 没关系了 Honey i lt's okay. it's okay
今天已经碰到两次了 That's twice today already.
我们吃晚饭再回来解决 现在走吧 We'll take care of it after dinner. now let's go.
我以为你要去换衣服 i thought you were going to change clothes.
我把这些洗了 i washed these.
那么 周末 So the weekend?
大家听着 贝蒂和我 Yes. so guys betty and i
我们准备请你们周日晚上出去吃 Would like to treat both of you to dinner sunday night at shitake.
成 大概几点 Yum. what's the occasion?
保罗和劳拉也会来 Paul and laura are coming over.
所以你想让我们去打扫 So you want us to clear out.
这事筹划了一个月了 咱们该实施了 it's been set up for a month. we have to do it.
你不介意吧 是不 You don't mind do you?
我没必要去打扫他们的粪便 Mm. i don't have to clean up their shit.
脚别动了 Stop moving your foot.
她是本月第15个被搭讪的孩子 She was the fifth child accosted in a month.
警察要求任何有消息的人报警 Police are asking anyone with information to contact authorities
嫌疑人范围还没定 As the suspect is still at large.
也许我们不用等太久 Maybe we don't have to wait for tenure.
也许我们现在可以试试 Maybe we should just start trying?
有时候花的时间太多了 Sometimes it takes a long time.
我们得我转全职 We have to wait for tenure.
早安宝贝儿 Honey. good morning.
早安 该起床了 Good morning. hi. time to get up.
今天不是周末么 isn't it sunday?
我知道 我们还有很多事儿 i know. we have so much to do.
他们6点半就到了 They're gonna be here at 6: 30 and--
我们应该清理一下花园 We have to marinate and clean the garden
而且我认为其中一些 应该挂起来的东西 And i think some of the stuff where we've hung it
挂错了 is just not in the right place.
也许我们应该把起居室换个摆设 Maybe we should just switch it around in the living room?
但我不确定如果我是否有足够的钉子 But i'm not sure if i have the right nails.
这些不会破坏墙 The ones that don't make the bad holes.
宝贝 Honey?
我们今天后能翻修一下吗 Can we redo this someday?
我喜欢它 i like it.
看上去挺旧的 it's just so obviously old.
是 Yeah.
一百美元够不 How's a hundred dollars?
太多了 That's too much.
我想你们吃得开怀 i want you to have a nice dinner.
多谢 Thanks.
走了 Bye.
再见 甜心 Bye sweetie.
不要 你们也要开心点 No oh ! no. ah ! have fun !
抱抱 And closes
你别跟莫瑞说 You cannot tell morrie
你怎么知道 But did you know
他生下来就带着一条小辫子 That he was born with a little teeny tiny vestigial tail?
他不是 He was not.
妈说的 Ah mom told me.
有一次出现过 it happens once in a while.
这玩意儿有1英寸半那么长 it was an inch and a half long.
她向我发誓了 She swore to me!
没错 她向我发誓了 She did. she swore it to me.
还带他到医院动手术割了 They had to have it removed surgically.
太糟了他没能保住 Too bad he didn't keep it.
至少我们知道他如何快乐了 At least we would have known when he was happy.
当我看过去那个孩子整身都是臭萝卜 So i look over and the kid is covered head to toe in strained carrots.
我有10秒没看他 Ten seconds i didn't have my eye on him.
我能帮你完成化妆吗 小女孩 Can i top you off there young lady?
我不想让布兰登喝醉 i don't want to get brandon drunk.
不会的 No.
他们都挺好 These are so good !
谢谢你 这真的是甜橙 Thank you ! it's real limes.
或许就多一点点 没事的 Maybe just a little more. it shouldn't hurt.
该把长明灯火点燃了 Time to light the eternal flame.
-有人吗 Hello? anyone here?
你好 需要帮忙吗 Hi. can i help you?
是啊 我找杰 他在吗 Yeah i need to find jay. is he here?
宝贝 杰现在不在家 Sweetie jay isn't here right now.
明天再来吧 我们会转告的了 Pop around tomorrow. we'll give him a message.
请问你是... Who should i say?
他老婆 His wife.
但我不确定明天在 But i can't pop around tomorrow.
我从城里搭车来的 i hitched from the city
我今晚得见到他 这很重要 And i need to see him tonight. it's important.
好吧 我只能肯定你肯定需要等会儿 Well i'm sure whatever it is could wait.
你不了解 You don't understand.
警察在找他 The cops are looking for him.
要他提供DNA样本 They want his d na.
奇怪 他们为什么要抓他 That's absurd. why would they want that?
他们说他上周因为强奸小姑娘被逮捕了 They said he got arrested last week for touching a little girl.
咱们走 let's go.
天啊 Oh my.
好吧 Okay.
她不能住在这里 She is not staying here.
你口口声声说不用送他是收容所 这里就是一间 We don't need to put jay in an institution. this is an institution.
她会待在这里直到我们把杰喊来把这些收拾干净 She'll just stay here until we talk to jay and clear things up.
收拾什么 我们被耍了 我们都他妈都耍了 Whoa clear what? we're fucked ! we're totally fucking fucked !
我们被他们逗着玩了多少年 为什么 How many years have we been kissing their asses and for what?
你仔细看他们的脸了吗 Did you see their faces as they ran for cover?
我们是被遗弃的人 我们都他妈被耍了 操他妈的 We're pariahs. we're totally fucked. fucking pariahs.
现在最关键还是杰 Okay the big issue right now is jay.
不是 关键是我 重复一遍 是我 No! the issue is me for once. it's me.
我甚至不知道我有几个卵子了 i don't even know how many eggs i have left.
卵子 Eggs? oh.
我的神啊 这就是你脑子里唯一的年头 Oh god. it's the last thing on your mind.
冷静 Calm down.
我冷静不了 No i'm not calming down.
我去找南希·肯尼迪 i am going to nancy kennedy's
我希望你不要阻止我 所以闭嘴吧 And i do not want you to try to stop me so shut up.
你要 Are you--
闭嘴 我去取车了 Shut up! i'm taking the car!
我没觉得他在那 i don't think he's in there.
她在 is she--
在哪 这是个问题 in there? that is the question.
现在回家最安全 i think it's safe to go home. now.
你有没有想过如果保罗买了莫瑞隔壁的房子 Do you ever wonder if paul bought the house next to ours
怎么办 Thing for morrie?
给 Here.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你和杰结婚多久了 So how long have you and jay been married?
6个月03天 Six months and three days.
尽管生活不是很幸福 it's not going so great though.
家家都有难念的经 Well all marriages have their difficulties.
2个月前 我们的婚姻就有名无实 He stopped having sex a couple months ago.
让我很痛苦 leads to suffering. ''
然后停止说话 只是写纸条 Then he stopped talking. only wrote notes.
然后他什么也不顾了搬入峡谷了 And then he gave that up and moved to the ravine.
这个情况比较特殊 Well maybe not the same difficulties.
我真的 找不到他了 i really really miss him.
我非常肯定那孩子不是他强奸的 i'm pretty sure he never molested that kid.
太晚了 去哪了 it's late. where were you?
11点 怎么了 it's eleven. what's wrong?
你老婆来了 Your wife is here.
老婆 Wife?
她说你被性骚扰孩童的嫌疑犯 She said you're under suspicion for sexual assault of a child.
吉莉安在哪 Where's gillian?
搜遍了你的房子 你知道他们需要你的DNA吗 Passed out in your old room. did you know they want your dna?
一定搞错了 杰 杰 it's gotta be a mix up. jay? jay?
怎么了 What's going on?
过来 年轻人 Hey! come back here young man.
我们要把这里解决了 宝贝儿 We have to sort this out honey.
你现在赶紧过来 You come back down here this instant.
老婆 Wife?
他完全 He has completely --
我们准备做什么 What are we supposed to do?
我们得报警 我们得找到他以前的医师 We have to call the cops. we have to find his old shrink.
我不想再让这个家失去什么了 i can't take another situation in this family.
我们又回到老爸的事故上了 Oh we're back at dad's accident again.
人不可能从窗口掉下去的 You cannot fall out of that window.
当时下雪了 it was snowing.
雪又不会把人吸出去 Snow doesn't suck people out of windows.
他准备修点什么 He was trying to fix something.
没什么要他修的吧 What needed to be fixed?
他发现一个洞 他有东西修了 No he had a leak! he had leaks.
他正要把窗外的蝙蝠打下来 He was trying to shoot a bat out the window.
他跳下去了 He jumped !
头着地了 On his head.
不 他永远都不希望我们看到他这幅熊样 No. he would never have wanted us to see him like that.
他肯定没思考 彻底昏头了 He wasn't thinking. he had shut down.
你知道的够多 You'd know more than--
我 Me?
我们中任何人 Any of us.
你说我 You meant me.
我希望他们在这里 i wish they were here.
上床吧 太晚了 Go to bed. it's late.
好的 老爸 Yes dad.
别 我是老爸 别这么说 No don't. i was dad. so don't say that.
我知道 i know.
你觉得我想 You think i wanted--
不是 我知道你不想照顾我们 No. i know you didn't want to take care of us.
你们错了 it's not that.
没错 莫瑞 就是这样 Yes it is morrie. it is that. that is the thing.
这是实话 说一次真话吧 So say it. say the truth for once.
说了地球也不会毁灭 it's not gonna blow the world to smithereens.
你没这么大力量 You don't have that kind of power.
晚安 我爱你 Goodnight. i love you.
我爱你 i love you.
莫瑞 Morrie?
咋了 What?
我在杰的钱包里找到的 look what i found in jay's wallet.
棒球卡 it's a baseball card.
他真是一毛不拔 He didn't give everything away.
神智部分清醒 Somewhere in there he's still jay.
还知道自己是杰 He's still connected.
我们干嘛啊 What are we doing?
我们只记得今天是我生日 Uh we just remembered that today is my birthday
而且这次生日礼物还挺特别 And as a special birthday gift to me
我只希望你们能和我一起抽下烟 i was hoping that you guys would smoke this joint with me.
好吧 Okay.
命运的浓缩 The condensed version of manifest destiny.
保罗和劳拉把那个给我们了 Paul and laura gave that to us.
我们能给他们什么 What could we give them?
淋病 Gonorrhea.
不论发生何事 我们都一如既往地爱你 You know whatever happens we're still going to love you.
一起来为生日干杯吧 We need a birthday toast.
我去看看有什么喝的 i'm gonna go see what we have.
你知道吗 这很有趣 You know it's funny.
我老婆跑了 My wife is gone
你老婆则在楼上睡觉 And your wife is upstairs sleeping.
我不是说那有趣 i mean not haha fun
那些是爸爸的东西吗 Those dad's?
是时候开这瓶酒了 Time to kill this fucker.
你居然能娶到老婆 难以置信 i can't believe you have a wife.
你打算什么时候才跟我们说说 When were you gonna tell us?
那没什么好说的 真的 There's nothing to tell really.
她想结婚 于是我就娶她了 She wanted to get married so i married her.
她为人似乎很不错 She seems nice.
她是个不错的人 She is nice.
但就是有点蠢 But she's kind of dopey.
别这么说你老婆 Don't say that about your wife.
事实如此 It's true.
但 有的时候 Mm but sometimes
有时候善良比真相更明智 Sometimes kindness is wiser than truth.
纪伯伦的诗句 Khalil gibran.
哥伦布 Columbo.
你是说哥伦布上尉吗 Lieutenant columbo?
不知为何 我总会记得这一句诗 i don't know why i always remembered that line.
致艾达 To Ida.
生日快乐 我的小妹 Happy birthday sis.
这都已经好几个月了 it has been months--
我好几个月无法通便了 Since i've had a bowel movement.
这可是真事 That's a true story.
你到哪儿去 Hey. where you going?
我要去看我的女人 把她带回家 Going to see my woman bring her home.
莫瑞 Morrie
爸爸那时大概是病了吧 Maybe dad was was sick.
你什么时候开始睡不好的 Since when have you had trouble sleeping?
2年前开始吧 Two years ago.
不 不对 No not that.
我离开以后才开始的 No before. when i left.
你不打算和他见面吗 You're not going to see him?
天 你就不能等一个月吗 我的任期快来了 Jesus you can't wait a month? i'll have tenure then.
加理要结婚了 Gary will be married.
你开玩笑吧 Are you serious?
在这里定居生活太沉闷了 不适合你 Settling down here was too dull for you.
现在和加理生活在一起可不像两年前有趣了 Life with gary now would be less fun than it was two years ago.
物是人非 趣味不再 Fun isn't fun anymore.
安静 Shh !
你打算让保罗掐你乳头掐多久 How long are you going to let paul give you purple nurples?
你居然还记得 记得那瘀伤吗 You remember that? you remember the bruises?
感觉就像和母亲做爱一样 it's like having sex with the m ummy.
你有想我吗 宝贝 Pooks did you miss me?
怎么 还以为我们说好要向对方坦诚的 What? i thought we were going to be honest with each other?
你脑子没问题吧 Hey are you okay?
我会告诉你妈妈的 他是琼卡先生 i 'll get your mom. it's just m r. csonka--
是来问侯你的 Come to--say hi.
你在干什么 怎么全身湿漉漉的 What are you doing? why are you wet?
我猜 莫里森家搞到了一套自动洒水系统 i guess the morrisons got an automatic sprinkler system.
趁没人发现 赶紧回家吧 Go home before somebody sees you.
我必须跟你谈谈 i need to talk to you.
现在不是时候 Not--not now.
我必须跟你谈谈 i need to talk to you.
我希望你能回家 i want you to come home.
我爱你 i love you.
我也爱你 i love you too.
好了 Okay.
我不想再等下去了 i don't wanna wait anymore.
开始建立我们的家庭吧 Let's start our family.
我不在乎你是否能得到长期任教 I don't care if you get tenure or not.
我以为你知道任期的重要性 I thought we agreed that we needed
那能让我们有更安稳的生活环境 A more stable and secure environment before we embarked on all of that.
我这么做全是为了你 I'm doing all of this for you.
我知道 I know.
但我想当妈妈 But l just want to be a mom.
老天爷 这之前的都是借口 对吧 Oh god. this hasn't all been an excuse has it?
你不想和我一起养育孩子吗 Don't you want to have children with me?
我当然想 但不是… Yes. of course I do. lt's not that. I 'm just --
我是个 I'm a--
我们可以计划一下 We can manage.
不是这样的 这个… No it's not that. it's--
这所有的事 爸的事 还有杰 Everything. my father and jay.
要是那里以前有产前筛查就好了 i just wish there was some kind of prenatal screening.
但那不可能筛查出家里出了什么问题 But you can't screen for what happens in this family.
确实不可能 No you can't.
也许你还没准备好 Maybe you're not ready.
也许你该释放一下自己 然后… Maybe you should go off and have--
趁着年轻疯狂一把 Your insane youth should never got to have it.
我还没那么打算过 Well i never thought of that.
你该尝试一下 You should think about it.
好吧 Okay.
你知会我吧 Well you'll let me know.
甜心? Honey?
不 只是 No just--
等你准备好了 就告诉我吧 Let me know when you're ready.
我意思是可以 但你能不能等一等 i--i said okay. can you just wait?
我一直在等 i've been waiting.
不 别起来了 No don't get up.
你进来吗 Do you wanna come in?
你把我照的相片取下来了 You took down the photos l did.
你气色很好 You look good.
真的 You do.
气色非常好 You look really good.
你兄弟怎样了 How's your brother?
你是说杰吗 Jay?
听说他有点崩溃了 Yeah i heard he was cracking up a bit.
是啊 Yeah.
谁没有崩溃的时候 Who isn't cracking up a bit? i know i am.
听好 我必须告诉你一件事 So listen. there's something i have to tell you.
不提也没关系 Don't worry about it.
我必须说 Ye- no. please.
这事很重要 It's important. u m
当我离开了几个月以后 A couple months after i left i--
虽然我知道这不应该 Uh i realized i shouldn't have.
但我想回来 i mean i was thinking about coming back. . .
我正准备打电话给… And uh i was just about to call--
但我又担心你会以为 And then i was afraid to that you'd think that
我归来是别有用意的 That i was just coming back because of that.
是因为内疚 惋惜 或者别的什么事 Out of like guilt or pity or something.
我想你大概不喜欢那样 And i thought i thought you'd hate that.
我能肯定的就是你会回来 The thing is i thought for sure you'd come back after.
每次房间的门打开 我都会想 Every time the door to my room would open i
都会想着进来的人是你 i always expected it to be you.
我知道 我该早点回来 I know. I know. i should have.
我要是能早点回来就好了 I should have. I wish i had.
我真想告诉你别管了 I was really looking forward to telling you to fuck off.
是吧 Oh . . . yeah.
大概吧 Yeah i guess.
不管怎样 Anyway.
没关系 这都没关系 一切都好 it's okay. it's okay. hey. sh sh sh.It's okay.
没关系的 It's okay.
对不起 I 'm sorry.
我爱你 I love you.
你恨我吗 Do you hate me?
糟了 Fuck!
钥匙呢 看见我的钥匙没有 Keys? did you see my keys?
别离开家 就当帮我一个忙 Don't leave. i need your help.
算了 别忙 我语无伦次了 i don't need your help. l don't know what l 'm saying.
别离开家 Don't leave.
借过 Coming through !
早上好 感谢等待 不好意思 Good morning. thanks for waiting. sorry.
好了 每一个作用力 Okay. for every action
都会引起相等的和相反的反作用力 There is an equal and opposite reaction.
好吧 Yeah.
看看谁撑到最后了 Well look who finally made it.
今天早上真糟糕 车坏了 Rough morning. car trouble.
首先 有几件事 So a couple things.
第一 First--
很抱歉 我们必须知会领导层 We felt i'm sorry we had to alert the authorities. . .
有关杰的去向 只是以防万一 As to jay's whereabouts. just in case.
当然 Sure.
必须有人来保护无辜和弱者 Someone has to protect the innocent and vulnerable.
第二 你知道妹妹今早去哪里了吗 Second do you know where your little sister was this morning?
我能肯定她在加理家里 I'm pretty sure she was at gary's.
我开车经过他们家 看到她的车在那里 I drove by on my way in and l saw her car parked in front.
我该停下来看看的 但又怕迟到 i would've stopped but l didn't want to be late.
我今天早上的迟到是不可避免的 My lateness this morning was unavoidable.
不过 I'm just--
不曾有过 也下不为例 It never happended before.It won't happen again.
你迟到的事情是其次 Your lateness is secondary.
你想我说什么 保罗 What do you want me to say paul?
你保证让艾达和我弟弟保持距离的 You said you would ensure that lda stayed away from my brother.
我很失望 我一度那么信任你 而且还是朋友 I 'm just disappointed. I trusted you. we're friends.
我把你当作最好的朋友 但不知道你怎么想 i could consider you my best friend. i don't know what you think.
你从来没表达过自己的立场 You didn't deliver and that says something about your character.
对不起 但我没法控制艾达 i'm sorry but i can't control lda.
她和加理都是成年人 She's an adult and so is gary
我相信 如果艾达真去那的话 加理也会把事情处理好的 And even if lda went over there i'm sure he could handle it.
不 他处理不来 她就像毒药一样 No he can't. okay? she's poison to him.
她已经毁了他的人生了 She's already smashed his life to shit once.
好了 我真有点烦了 Okay i'm getting a little tired
为什么艾达总因为加理的事情受责 Of lda being blamed for what happened to gary.
你烦了吗 Oh you are?
是加理自己要超速驾驶 Yeah. gary chose to get hammered...
还飚到时速100公里 And drive his car 100 miles an hour.
这怎能说是艾达的错 How is that Ida's fault?
要不是她像个荡妇一样在他面前脱衣服 He wouldn't have done it if she hadn't taken off on him
他才不会这么开车呢 Like some wanton slut.
好了 别这么说我的妹妹 Okay don't--don't talk about my little sister that way.
拜托 你也知道这是事实 Come on you know it's true.
艾达总像个妓女一样 Ida's always been a total tramp.
不管艾达做了什么 都不能代表我的品性 What ida does says nothing about my character.
不管加理做了什么 也不能代表艾达的品性 What gary does says nothing about lda's character.
美国有一回事 叫做个人责任 There is such a thing in america as personal responsibility.
我跟你说 You know what?
收回你刚才说的话 全部收回去 Take it back. take it all back.
全部收回去 take it all back
你喜欢那样吗 Is that what you like?
好! 我收回刚才的话! Ow ow! fine! i take it back! ah !
你这个心理变态的混蛋 You're fuckin' psychotic pal.
就跟你那疯疯癫癫的家族一个样 Just like the rest of your sicko family.
对啊 但起码比你友善多了 Yes but we're nicer than you.
真操蛋 What the fuck!
必须有人来保护无辜和弱者 Someone has to protect the vulnerable and the innocent!
挚友如宝 A ture friend is a found treasure
心情好就说嗨 Make hey while the shines
艾达 你好吗 Hi ida. how are you?
艾伦 对不起 我有点昏头了 Ellen i'm sorry. i must have nodded off a bit.
没事 No worries.
你要喝咖啡吗 饿不饿 Would you like some coffee? are you hungry?
不用了 我该走了 No i have to run.
你确定? Are you sure?
很高兴见到你 你看上去很好 Well it's nice to see you. you look good.
谢谢 恭喜了 Thanks. congratulations.
谢谢 谢谢 Oh ! thank you thanks.
也恭喜你 你现在是个大摄影师了吧 And you too. i heard you're a big photographer now.
不 还不算呢 No no. not really.
我也听说了 I heard that too.
我说给莫瑞听的时候夸大了一点 Oh. i've been exaggerating to morrie about some stuff.
是吗 Oh yeah?
我还有拍照 I still take photos. . .
四处展览 但要自费 And i exhibit here and there but to pay the bills. . .
我现在魅力摄影社给易装者拍照 I survive doing glamor shots of transvestites.
真的吗 Seriously?
我先给一个朋友拍照 后来传开了 I did one for a friend and word spread so--
那很好 Well that's alright.
听起来很有趣 Yeah it sounds interesting.
我该走了 Anyway i should go.
等等 我有东西要给你 Oh wait. i have something for you.
要是早点知道你回城 If we'd have known you were gonna be in town
我们就会送过去了 We would have sent it earlier.
我非常希望由你来做 I really hope you can make it.
谢谢你提供这个机会 It's so nice of you to offer.
但估计那时候我已经走了 I think I'm gonna be gone by then.
不管怎样 我不认为保罗和劳拉会同意 Anyway l don't think paul and laura would approve.
这并不是他俩的婚礼 Well it isn't paul and laura's wedding is it?
所以 别管他们的想法 So tough shit for them.
对吗 亲爱的 Right baby?
对极了 Exactly right.
我真的该走了 I really have to run.
条子来了 Uh-oh spaghetti-o's.
杰 别这样 Jay! no!
杰 Jay!
不要 天哪 No! please god !
不! 绕过去 绕过去 No! go around ! go around !
我不想那么做的 Well i didn't want to do that.
有时候我是想 但 I mean sometimes i like to but--
我不想让他发现 I don't want him to check.
我会看着的 但那还是有点 You know i could watch maybe but it didn't seem like--
我等下再回电给你 i'm gonna have to call you back.
好 很好 别动 Okay! good ! don't move!
他不会跑的 你把枪放下行吗 He's not moving. please put the gun down.
艾达 Ida?
威尔 Will?
是菲尔才对 你最近好吗 It's phil. how you doin'?
那晚过得很愉快 I had a great time the other night.
你能不能给我们叫一辆救护车 Would you mind terribly calling us an ambulance please? phil.
这里是乔 南希 Hi if you have a message
和米沙·肯尼迪家 For joe or nancy or misha kennedy
有口信请留下 Leave it at the--
亲爱的 是我 Honey it's me.
我刚才放纵过一把了 Okay i had it. my insane youth.
我不喜欢 I hated it.
请你回家吧 Please come home.
脚 Foot.
那些人怎么说 So what did they say?
冰敷 Put ice on it.
要保持伤口清洁 You have to keep it clean.
不 我问的是警察怎么说 No what did the police say?
他们问了一些问题 They asked me some questions.
取了DNA样本 They took a DNA swab.
每个人都是同等待遇 They're doing everybody
不只是我 It's not just me.
那你为什么要逃跑 Then why did you run?
习惯性使然 Habit?
每个人和他们的祖母 Everybody and their grandmother
都没因为上星期的事件被捕 Weren't arrested last week for--
你发生了什么事 怎么都不说 Why don't you tell us what happened?
我碰了一个小女孩 I touched a little girl.
我起了这个念头 要碰每个人 I had this idea that l was gonna touch people.
我碰了很多人 I did touch people.
你他妈的这是干什么… What the hell are you --?
然后警察来了 The cops came.
我进医院 缝了针 I went to the hospital. they gave me stitches.
因为那妈妈给了我一顿好打 But because momma bear gave me such a concussion
我必须留院观察一晚 I had to stay up all night.
到了早上 我去散步 So in the morning i went for a walk
就是那时候倒下的 And that's when l laid down.
真是过头了 And you were really out of it.
幸亏不是亵童犯 I'm relieved that you're not a child molester
但你也不能随处碰人 But you can't just go around touching people?
人们需要震撼 People need to be jolted.
不 人们需要安抚 No people need to be comforted.
你不可能用自己对越界逾矩的好奇 You don't comfort them by satisfying your own curiosity about--
去满足人们被安抚的愿望 人们有自己一套原则 Breaking down boundaries and rules. some people really like their rules.
他们做主 They've chosen them.
他人遵守什么规矩不是由你来选择的 是他们自己选择的 And you don't get to choose what rules other people obey or not. they do.
你懂我的意思吗 You see? this is what l mean.
这正是我要说的 This is exactly what l 'm talking about.
他们坏了我的规矩 他们越了我的底线 They are breaking my rules. they are breaking my boundaries!
你 你就跟他们一样 And you -- you are just like them jay.
是个恐怖分子 我看着谁都恶心 You are a terrorist and l am sick of everyonel
你还好吗 Are you okay?
莫瑞 Morrie?
不是吧 No--
上啊 莫瑞 上 Let it gol morrie let it gol
来吧 来吧 Please. please.
我的天哪 我的天哪 Oh my gosh ! oh my gosh !
那是什么 What is it?
莫瑞干的 Morrie did that.
怎么了 Excuse me?
莫瑞 他… Morrie just--
他在我的草坪上干的 Did that on my lawn.
什么 What?
莫瑞刚才在我的草坪上拉屎 Morrie just shat on my lawn.
不会吧 No.
他今天在学校还打了保罗 他疯了 Yes. and he attacked paul at school today. he went cra-crazy.
他真的那么做? He did?
他病了 亲爱的 He's sick honey
我现在不是在责备你 但 And now i don't blame you but
必须有人去打扫 Someone needs to clean that up.
我要你或者莫瑞把那清理好 i need you or morrie to clean that up. please.
10分钟就好 我真的不能 In the next ten minutes. i just can't. oh.
去你的 劳拉 Fuck off laura.
什么 What?
你把那打扫干净 You clean it up.
不要 Oh no!
为什么 Why?
味道怎样 How is it?
太完美了 Perfect.